Random things you think of on the bus...

[tytay]

These atre just a few random things I've thought of on the bus ride home...
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Jupiter and text talk:

Jupiter: Do you know what people mean when they use abriviations?
Satrun: Yes.
Jupiter: Can you tell me?
Satrun: Sure.
Jupiter: What does IDK mean?
Satrun: I dont know.
Jupiter: THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME YOU KNEW!?
Satrun: -headdesk-

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The blue kittykat:

Me: Tell him that you just saw a blue kitty kat.
Bri: Why?
Me: Well it's kinda true, I did just show you my picture that I drew that had a blue cat on it.
Bri: ok.
Bri's phone: I just saw a blue kit kat!
Zack (recieving text message): ok?
Me: Oh look it's being chased by cheeze
Bri: -laughs-
The next morning
Bri: ZACH ATE MY BLUE KIT KAT! -sad face-

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The Waffle (This one is my favotrite so far...):

The waffle is ROFL-ing
Why is it Ralphing?
ITS ROFL-ING!...
Its what?
Hey look! Its a waffle! -stabs with fork-
Now its SOF-ing!
SOF-ing?
Yesh. Its's screaming on a fork...
-shoves whole waffle in mouth-...mmmm... waffle....
Why you eat my waffle? -sad face- I didnt even get a chance to cook it...

[Silence]

OOOH i got one!

Ebony// Hey Coal, do you know what uh Spear does for a living?
Coal// What?
Ebony// Spear. Do you know what she does for a living?
Coal// Uh no?
Ebony// SHE SPEARS PEOPLE! HAHAA
Coal// You are so failing at humor.
Ebony// Well then you try one!
Coal// Hmmm....Well Ebony why are you white?
Ebony// What?
Coal// Why are you white?
Ebony// What do you mean?
Coal// You're coat is white, but the word 'ebony' is what the color of a dark wood.
Ebony// OH MY GOSH! -chuckles-
Coal// HA! I got you to laugh!
Ebony// Oh I hate you... -walks away-

[tytay]

LOL

Jupiter: What does that mean?
Saturn: -headdesk-

[Silence]

Arck// IT MEANS LAUGH OUT LOUD, or LOTS OF LOVE!